names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*
Me when i see a cute boy
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.
and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
woke up together in March
10 minutes ago, you rolled over in your sleep
and pulled me against your chest so hard
that I couldn’t breathe
but your chest against my cheek began to matter more than air.
|—||Elka Tolhoek, “March” (via elkayvonne)|
plant boy v
my mood has dipped terribly quite a few times recently